i genuinely am paranoid that everyone secretly hates me and thinks i am really really annoying and awful and is pretending to be my friend and it’s all part of some big joke
Here’s a shovel Liam, dig yourself out of this one.
oh my goD
holyshit this is back :D
- 10 yr old: omg i can't wait to be a teenager i'll go out to parties with my friends and wear cool clothes and skip school and drink and play music really loud and get grounded and sneak out and stay up late and go to concerts and have an amazing social life omg i can't wait
- me: spills cereal on cat
THAT’S BECAUSE ALL THE BORDERS STORES CLOSED DOWN YOU IDIOT
NOW I HAVE TO SHOP AT FUCKING BARNES & NOBLE
The Nightmares; Katniss’ POV
His body goes rigid beside me as the nightmares attack again. I turn on my side to face him, finding his hand and interlocking mine with his. It’s nights like these that I choose to flee into the woods. Seeing him paralyzed with fear and pain has always been too much for me to handle. But tonight I choose to stay, one hand intertwined with his and the other gently caressing his face. He’s trying to wake, to escape the unavoidable grasp of the nightmares. It’s no use, I know the feeling all to well. Allowing the horrific scene to run its’ course is the only way out. His eyes jolt open several minutes later, the vibrant blue of his irises never fail to captivate me. His heavy breaths begin to return to normal and he allows his muscles to relax. “You’re still here, shouldn’t you be gone by now?” he asks me, puzzled by my presence. I allow my eyes to graze over his face, his blonde hair that slightly covers his eyebrows, his beautiful eyes, the gentle slope of his nose, and the fullness of his lips before replying, “Not tonight. I’m staying right here.” He smiles and presses his lips to mine, where they linger for some time. I place my head on his chest and we sleep like this for the remainder of the night- bodies woven together, free from nightmares.
(One Direction in a horror movie)
- Killer: *Calls Zayn* "I see you."
- Zayn: "Really? Do i look good?"
- Killer: "..."
- Killer: *Enters Kitchen* "What are you doing?!"
- Niall: "Making a Sandwich."
- Killer: "At a time like this?"
- Niall: "Theres always time to eat."
- Killer: "..."
- Killer: *Opens bedroom door* "What the.."
- Louis: "Shut the door! Can't you see we're busy?"
- Harry: "Come back to bed , boobear!"
- Killer: "..."
- Liam: *Goes on Twitcam* "Hey guys! There's a Killer in our house! I think he's trying to hurt us! That isn't very nice.."
- Killer: "I need a new hobby."
- normal people playing a video game: ...
- me playing a video game: HYAAAAAAAAAAAH TAKE THAT YO MOTHERFUIGSACJ NO OMGHFD NO SHIT FUCKIGN ASHASIGHOLE ASFHAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HYAH SUCK IT BITCH YEAH YE DAS RIGHT WHO DA BOSS FUCK WHAT IS THAT COMBO HOLY SHIT HOW DO I DO THAT AGAIN YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *presses every single button on console* NO WAIT JESUS WHAT IS THAT HOW AM I EVEN DOING THAT OFSFHDGSJ JUMP YOU ASSHOLE JUMP HWEHRE IS STOP SHIOOTIGN ME OH GCRAP NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HELP ME SOMEONE PLEASERAS I NEED SOME GARGOYLES
do you ever look at people’s urls and think who did you kill to get that
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